Histeria! Quote

Miss Information: In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and to commemorate his historic journey, each year we celebrate Columbus Day with big parades and shamrocks and leprechauns and people wearin' green clothes.
Christopher Columbus: That's St. Patrick's Day! All my day is famous for is the half-off men's underwear sale.

TV Show: Histeria!

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