Histeria! Quote

Hannibal: It's not snack time! I want your opinion.
Toast: Oh, well, I'd lose the hat, dude. It reeks.
Hannibal: No, not my wardrobe! If you were going to invade Rome, which way would you go?
Toast: [stares at the map and turns it upside-down] Uh... let's see...
Hannibal: [points to map] It's right here!!
Toast: Oh, right, gotcha. Uh... okay, I would go, like, uh... this way?
Hannibal: Of course you would! Because you have the I.Q. of a fence! Which is precisely why we will go through the Alps, and invade from the North instead! Assemble the troops!
Toast: Woah, check me out! I'm like, a military strategist. That's pretty cool, huh?

TV Show: Histeria!

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