Hick Quote

Lux: [at dining table, realizing scantily-clad young child is approaching him armed with a revolver]Oh, uhm...
Luli McMullen: Get down.
Lux: [meekly]Okay.
Luli McMullen: [impatiently hurrying him up]Get down!
Lux: [cautious and sweating]Do you always carry a gun like that?
Luli McMullen: It's not a gun, it's a .45 Smith & Wesson.
Lux: Well, uhm, maybe you could give your Mom my card... Let her know I dropped by...
Luli McMullen: [holds the revolver straight and true, unwavering]Who are you, Mister?
Lux: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should introduce myself. I'm Lux Val. I'm in investments. [smiles]
Luli McMullen: Investments?
Lux: Yeah, you know, uh, land, properties, stuff like that. [laughs, gets up, but she waves him back]
Luli McMullen: [fake laugh]Well, look, Phil, do you always break into people's houses at eight o'clock in the morning?
Lux: Uh, no, but your door is... Your screen door was open, and there was no door bell, so I...
Luli McMullen: Do you think I'm pretty?
Lux: Excuse me?
Luli McMullen: Like... like if you saw me... on the street or something, would... would you want to kiss me? [the revolver still pointed]
Lux: [stammering, sweating, unsure]I don't... think I'm supposed to... [self-effacing gesture]
Lux: No, I'm not... Uh... Ah... Is it? Uh... Okay? [wipes brow]
Tammy: [entering]Luli, what in the hell is going...? Oh, Mr. Phil, well, you're here at 7 AM.
Lux: It's actually eight, Mrs. McMullen.
Tammy: Luli, you are such a card with that gun.
Luli McMullen: It's not a gun, it's a .45.
Tammy: Well, put it down!
Lux: [stammering]Smith & Wesson...
Luli McMullen: It's a Smith & Wesson .45.

Movie: Hick

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