Helpmates Quote

Ollie: Why weren't you at the party last night?

Stan: I couldn't make it. I was bitten by a dog.

Ollie: I can't understand you. Spell it.

Stan: A dog bit me. B-I-it me. Bit me.

Ollie: Where?

Stan: [Rolls up sleeve and puts the telephone to the injured area] They had to take me to the hospital last night and they said I might have hydrophosphates.

Movie: Helpmates

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