Helpmates Quote

Ollie: Listen, I'm in a slight predicament. My wife's coming home at noon today unexpectedly. And just look at this house.

Stan: [sees the mess] What's the matter with it?

Ollie: What's the matter with it? You never met my wife, have you?

Stan: Yes, I never did.

Ollie: What do you mean Yes I never did?
[shows him wedding photo]

Ollie: That's my wife.

Stan: Isn't she sweet.

Ollie: Charming.

Stan: Where is your wife?

Ollie: She's in Chicago with her mother.

Stan: Is she having a nice time?

Ollie: Sure she's having a nice time, she's been gone for more than a week, I- I don't care whether she's having a nice time or not! What I mean is that if she comes home and sees the house like this, she'll know that I've been throwing a wild party!

Movie: Helpmates

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