Haunted House Quotes
Grim Reaper: Play!
Mickey: I c-c-can't play!
Grim Reaper: PLAY!
Mickey: Y-y-yes, man!
Mickey: I c-c-can't play!
Grim Reaper: PLAY!
Mickey: Y-y-yes, man!
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Grim Reaper: Play!
Mickey: I c-c-can't play!
Grim Reaper: PLAY!
Mickey: Y-y-yes, man!
Mickey: I c-c-can't play!
Grim Reaper: PLAY!
Mickey: Y-y-yes, man!
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Nerdy John: You've stirred up some vile, hideous, ill-tempered, and excessively butch creatures from beyond the grave... who, by the way, clearly have no comprehension of the term "cinematic continuity".
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Ruth: Who would want to haunt me?
Frederick Loren: I would say any self-respecting male ghost.
Frederick Loren: I would say any self-respecting male ghost.
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Ruth: Who would want to haunt me?
Frederick Loren: I would say any self-respecting male ghost.
Frederick Loren: I would say any self-respecting male ghost.
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Watson Pritchett: [walks slowly up to Sarah] You don't... get it... do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it's a ****ing house!
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Watson Pritchard: [shows everyone a knife] This is what she used on my brother and her sister, hacked them to pieces. We found parts of their bodies all over the house, in places you wouldn't think. A funny thing is the heads have never been found, hands and feet and things like that, but no heads.
Dr. David Trent: The wife, probably in a fit of rage, threatened her husband with the knife, and then, carried away by hysteria, took a swing at him and simply went on from there.
Lance Schroeder: [laughing] She certainly went on, how many people did she kill, Mr. Pritchard?
Watson Pritchard: Only two, her husband and her sister, nobody else was here.
Lance Schroeder: So there are two loose heads just floating around here someplace?
Watson Pritchard: You can hear them at night, they whisper to each other, and then cry.
Dr. David Trent: The wife, probably in a fit of rage, threatened her husband with the knife, and then, carried away by hysteria, took a swing at him and simply went on from there.
Lance Schroeder: [laughing] She certainly went on, how many people did she kill, Mr. Pritchard?
Watson Pritchard: Only two, her husband and her sister, nobody else was here.
Lance Schroeder: So there are two loose heads just floating around here someplace?
Watson Pritchard: You can hear them at night, they whisper to each other, and then cry.
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Watson Pritchett: [talking to Eddie] Price didn't make the list, the house did... Cause she's a vengeful stupid whore!
[kicks machinery on last line]
[kicks machinery on last line]
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Watson Pritchett: The house doesn't care what's fair, who lives or dies. Know why? Cause it's a ****ing *house*!
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[Discussing Evelyn's birthday party plans over the phone]
Steven H. Price: Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three
Steven H. Price: Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter you just hit a seventy three
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