Happy Anniversary Quotes
[Sam drove off] Ed: *Sam!*
Neighbor Sam: Talking to me?
Ed: Huh! No, I said Sam. Is your name Sam?
Neighbor Sam: Yes.
Ed: Then sorry.
Neighbor Sam: Talking to me?
Ed: Huh! No, I said Sam. Is your name Sam?
Neighbor Sam: Yes.
Ed: Then sorry.
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Sam: Well, to be honest...
Mollie: [interrupting]I love when people specify to be honest. Does that mean I can assume everything you've said before and are about to say to me is bullshit?
Mollie: [interrupting]I love when people specify to be honest. Does that mean I can assume everything you've said before and are about to say to me is bullshit?
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Sam: It's not called gently reclining in love. It's called falling in love. Because, yeah, it could hurt, but you're never gonna know unless you jump off the fucking ledge.
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Sam: Georgia was... she was awesome. She was sweet; she was nice, but I feel like... I feel like something was missing.
Ed: Yeah, the misery.
Ed: Yeah, the misery.
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Sam: I see the glass of water as half full. *She* sees the water as poisoned. Also, there is a chip in the glass. So, when you drink it, it's gonna cut your esophagus; you're gonna bleed everywhere.
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[Mollie is testing colors for the door] Mollie: So, what do you think?
Sam: Ooh, they're great.
Mollie: Yeah, but which do you prefer?
Sam: [confused]I... I don't...
Mollie: No, pick one.
Sam: The-the middle, the one in the middle.
Mollie: The door's already painted that color.
Sam: [as if the point is proven]Aah!
Sam: Ooh, they're great.
Mollie: Yeah, but which do you prefer?
Sam: [confused]I... I don't...
Mollie: No, pick one.
Sam: The-the middle, the one in the middle.
Mollie: The door's already painted that color.
Sam: [as if the point is proven]Aah!
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Ed: [sadly]We're havin' a baby.
Willa: Yeah? Mazel tov.
Ed: [discontent]Huh! [pause]
Willa: Pullout?
Ed: [shakes head in affirmation]When I remember.
Willa: Yeah? Mazel tov.
Ed: [discontent]Huh! [pause]
Willa: Pullout?
Ed: [shakes head in affirmation]When I remember.
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Sam: At a certain point, you gotta shit or get off the pot.
Mollie: [takes deep breath]Yeah. Otherwise, you get hemorrhoids and that's worse than anything.
Mollie: [takes deep breath]Yeah. Otherwise, you get hemorrhoids and that's worse than anything.
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Sam: [angry]You liked me because I'm smart, so don't treat me like I'm a *fucking* idiot.
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Sam: Remember what I told you about Georgia?
Ed: Does it involve peaches?
Sam: No. The girl, Georgia.
Ed: No.
Sam: Exactly!
Ed: Does it involve peaches?
Sam: No. The girl, Georgia.
Ed: No.
Sam: Exactly!
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Mollie: He's right. I'm crazy.
Diane: No, you're not.
Mollie: Thank you. But, you're also crazy. So, not a confidence booster.
Diane: No, you're not.
Mollie: Thank you. But, you're also crazy. So, not a confidence booster.
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Mollie: Hey, I'm taking your truck.
Aldo: Hey, fill'em up with gas after. Supreme octane, huh?
Mollie: Why? You're dying, right?
Aldo: Good point. Regular. [Mollie chuckles. Sits next to Aldo]
Mollie: Why wasn't I nicer to you before you got sick?
Aldo: Uhh! Uh, I was ass-hole.
Mollie: [laughs slightly]Yeah. You're much better with cancer.
Mollie: Thank you. Make it... supreme.
Aldo: Hey, fill'em up with gas after. Supreme octane, huh?
Mollie: Why? You're dying, right?
Aldo: Good point. Regular. [Mollie chuckles. Sits next to Aldo]
Mollie: Why wasn't I nicer to you before you got sick?
Aldo: Uhh! Uh, I was ass-hole.
Mollie: [laughs slightly]Yeah. You're much better with cancer.
Mollie: Thank you. Make it... supreme.
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