Hannah Montana Quote

Miley: [grabs Cooper's nachos]
Cooper: [To Jackson] Man, your sister loves, nachos, [Then stares at Miley angrily] To bad there not yo Nachos!
Jackson: Dude, when she sees a guy, she can't stop looking at him, no matter what you do!
Lily': It's true, watch. {Grabs a tissue, makes it into a ball, and throws it into the nachos.]
Lilly: Miley!
Miley: What?
Lilly: Just go talk to him.
Miley: I can't! I'm from Tennessee. We don't do that.
Lilly: Well you're in California now, and we do do that.
[Jackson and Cooper start laughing]
Lilly: What?
Jackson: You said "do do"!
Miley: Grow up!
Jackson: You're the one that can't just go up and talk to the guy.
Miley: I can't, I've got nothing to say.
Lilly: Good point. And besides, he probably doesn't even know you're alive. You're like some dried up insect on the windshield of his life. Not even in the center. You're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach. [making windshield wiper movements] squeak, squeak, squeak, splat. Squeak, squeak, squhieak, squeak....
Miley: Lilly.
Lilly: What?
Miley: This is officially the worst peptalk ever.

TV Show: Hannah Montana

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