Groundhog Day Quotes

Ned: Phil, this is the best day of my life.
Phil: Mine too.
Rita: Mine too.
Ned: Where are we going?
Rita: Oh, let's not spoil it!

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Ned: Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching. [Starts to walk away]
Ned: Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: Bing!
Phil: Bing.

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Phil: This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

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Phil: [to the groundhog who he's holding behind the wheel of the truck he's driving] Don't drive angry. Do not drive angry.

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Rita: [as Phil kisses Rita over and over discovering that he has finally passed Groundhog Day] Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep.
Phil: It was the end of a VERY long day.

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Ned : Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil! Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil : Hi, how you doing? Thanks for watching. [ Starts to walk away ]
Ned : Hey, hey! Now, don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil : Not a chance.
Ned : Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil : Ned Ryerson?
Ned : Bing!
Phil : Bing.

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Ned : Phil?
Phil : Ned? [ Punches Ned in the face ]

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Phil : You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?
Ralph : I think... both.

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[ to Rita about Phil ]
Larry : Did he actually call himself "the talent"?

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Phil : I'm a god.
Rita : You're God?
Phil : I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think.

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[ to Nancy, about being a photojournalist ]
Larry : People just don't understand what is involved in this. This an art-form! You know, I think that most people just think that I hold a camera and point at stuff, but there is a *heck* of a lot more to it than just that.

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Phil : Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

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Rita : [ as Phil kisses Rita over and over discovering that he has finally passed Groundhog Day ] Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep.
Phil : It was the end of a VERY long day.

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Elderly Lady whose flat tire Phil fixed : He's the fastest jack in Jefferson County!

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Man in Hallway : Think it'll be an early spring?
Phil : Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao.
Man in Hallway : Ciao.

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Phil Connors : Excuse me, where is everybody going?
Fan on Street : To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day.
Phil Connors : It's still just once a year, isn't it?

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[ Driving down the railroad tracks toward an approaching train ]
Phil : I'm betting he's going to swerve first.

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Phil : I am not making it up. I am asking you for help.
Rita : Okay, what do you want me to do?
Phil : I don't know. You're a producer. Come up with something.

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Phil : For your information, Hairdo, there is a major network interested in me.
Larry : Yeah, that would be the Home Shopping Network.

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Rita : Are you drunk or something?
Phil : Drunk is more fun.

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[ repeated line ]
Diner Patron : Just put that anywhere, pal! Yeah! Good save!

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Rita : [ Phil has described several people in the diner ] What about me, Phil? Do you know me too?
Phil : I know all about you. You like producing, but you hope for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh.
Rita : Well, everyone knows that!
Phil : You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel.
Rita : [ in wonder ] How are you doing this?
Phil : I told you. I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd, and there's nothing I can do about it.

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Buster Green : If you gotta shoot, aim high. I don't wanna hit the groundhog.

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Rita : You're not a god. You can take my word for it; this is twelve years of Catholic school talking.

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Phil : [ Does a double take at Larry ] Wow! Looking *foxy* tonight man! Hey, is your troop gonna be selling cookies again this year?
Larry : [ Sarcastically ] Oh that's so funny Phil!

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Larry : [ about Phil ] He's out of his gourd.

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Rita : Where were you?
Phil : [ referring to Ned ] It was awful. A giant leech got me.

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Phil : I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. [ Ralph and Gus snort ]
Phil : *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over...

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Ned : So what are you doing for dinner?
Phil : Umm... something else.

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Phil : I don't suppose there's any chance of a espresso or cappuccino?
Mrs. Lancaster : [ confused look ] Oh, I don't know...
Phil : [ turns away, to self ] ... how to /spell/ espresso or cappuccino.

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