Grim Quotes

Agent Fulbright: Carl, go take a walk in the rain.
Fay Grim: Bye, Carl.
Agent Fulbright: Leave him alone.
Fay Grim: He likes me.
Agent Fulbright: That's his problem.

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Jack O'Lantern: Three hundred and sixty-four days a year. I can't even go to the ding-dong grocery store to buy pudding. And do you know why?
Billy: Ooh, ooh, is it because you're a pumpkin-headed freak?
Jack O'Lantern: Yes! And why is that?
Billy: Is it 'cause Grim cut your real head off?
Jack O'Lantern: Yes. And tonight, I'm going to return the favor.
Billy: You're going to cut Grim's head off? Don't be an idiot. Grim's head is removable; observe. [removes Grim's head]
Jack O'Lantern: Ah, but any head cut off with the Grim Reaper's scythe stays off... forever!
Billy: That's a different story. Sorry, Grim ol' boy, tough break. [Walks away]
Billy: Well, we sure had some good times together, eh, Grim? [Guffaws]
Grim: You're just going to leave me here?
Jack O'Lantern: Now, now, that's no way to get *a head*!
Grim: That's not funny.
Jack O'Lantern: [Snaps fingers, commanding tree ghoul to restrain Grim] Come on, now, where's your sense of humor? [laughs deviously and whistles casually while placing a basket where Grim's head will drop after decapitation]
Grim: Oh, poop. [Billy whistles casually and realizes the whole decapitation issue]
Billy: [Runs off, panicked] Grim's in trouble! Help, police!

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Salvador: We need carrier pigeons so the word of the revolution can spread across the land brought on the gossamer wings of freedom.
Manuel Calavera: I myself would also like to spread across the land...

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[Grim, Billy, and Mandy are at the mall]
Grim: Oh, poo!
Mandy: What now Grim?
Grim: It's just that when you said we were going to a mall, I thought we were going to see people getting teared limb from limb by a ferocious beast. Not this!

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[On the tiny gremlins at the gondola]
Manuel Calavera: I think that's what Glottis would look like if he hadn't drink his milk growing up.

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