Get a Job Quotes
Will Davis: I just need something to keep the lights on until I find my dream job.
Charlie: I don't think you can monetize masturbation.
Charlie: I don't think you can monetize masturbation.
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Tanya: Tell Will he gets the job as soon as passes a drug test.
Charlie: Drug test? Is that a multiple choice?
Charlie: Drug test? Is that a multiple choice?
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[Roger is whistling and pacing] Braddock: You can't wait here, sir. Why don't you find a Starbucks.
Roger Davis: Why don't *you* find a Suck-My-Cock-bucks!
Roger Davis: Why don't *you* find a Suck-My-Cock-bucks!
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Will Davis: Charlie got a job today.
Jillian Stewart: McDonald's or Taco Bell?
Charlie: Middle school chemistry teacher.
Jillian Stewart: I weep for our future.
Jillian Stewart: McDonald's or Taco Bell?
Charlie: Middle school chemistry teacher.
Jillian Stewart: I weep for our future.
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Jillian Stewart: Your best idea for making rent is masturbating into a cup?
Will Davis: I'm an accomplished masturbator.
Will Davis: I'm an accomplished masturbator.
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Merton: Drug Test?
William: It's part of the screening process. Can you pass a drug test?
Merton: If it's multiple choice, maybe.
William: It's part of the screening process. Can you pass a drug test?
Merton: If it's multiple choice, maybe.
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Merton: Before I met you, I didn't know what I wanted to be when I grow up. But now, I know. I want to surf, every day, for the rest of my life.
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