Female Trouble Quotes

Aunt Ida: And remember my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!

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Dawn Davenport: I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!

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Dawn Davenport: Davenport. Dawn Davenport! I'm a thief and a ****kicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous.

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Earl Peterson: Hey! You spilled my drink! Daddy Earl's got a little present for you here.

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School snitch: Mr. Wineburger, Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class and she's been passing notes!
Dawn Davenport: I was not eating!

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[after sticking a carrot in Dawn's mouth at the moment of sexual climax]
Gator: I got off on it! I really got off on it!
Dawn Davenport: Oh DID you? Well, hip hip hooray for your cheap climax! What about ME, **** face?

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