Fat Pizza vs. Housos Quote

Bobo Gigliotti: [phone rings and Bobo answers it]Fat Pizza Pizzas. They're big and they're cheesy.
Shazza Jones: [on the phone]Oh, yeah, g'day mate. I just wanted to order the, uh, Aussie Special. Has it got ham and pineapple on it?
Bobo Gigliotti: No! Only ham.
Shazza Jones: You're fucking kidding me are ya? [yelling out to Beryl, in her room]
Shazza Jones: Oi, Beryl! There's no ham and pineapple on this Aussie pizza! Do you still want it?
Beryl: 'Course I want it! Where's Darren?
Shazza Jones: [yelling out to Beryl, whilst on the phone]The stupid fucktard pissed off just because I called him fucking soft!
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]Hello?
Beryl: So, what are you still doing in my house?
Shazza Jones: [yelling while on the phone]It's my right as a fucking de facto to stay here in this fucking house with these fucking kids!
Bobo Gigliotti: [still on the phone]Hello?
Beryl: Shut up! I can't hear the bloody TV!
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]You wanna order a pizza?
Shazza Jones: [talking to Bobo on the phone]Yeah, just give us the large Aussie Special.
Beryl: [yelling from the other room]And get some garlic bread for Reg, too!
Shazza Jones: [on the phone]And a fucking garlic bread.
Bobo Gigliotti: [on the phone]What's the address?
Shazza Jones: [on the phone giving the address]21 Ramsay Street Sunny... vale... [Reg takes the menu and he rips it as Shazza tries to take it off him]
Shazza Jones: Fucking idiot!

Movie: Fat Pizza vs. Housos

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