Everybody Hates Chris Quote

Tallulah: My name is Tallulah LaFitte. I came in here the other day to get my hair dyed honey brown, and it come up like this!
Rochelle: Well, did you have color in your hair before you came in?
Tallulah: So, what if I did? I didn't want my hair to be orange! I look like Ronald BlackDonald!
Rochelle: Well, hair is like crayons, you know? You mix colors, you get new colors. If you don't know what you mixin', you don't know what you're gonna get.
Tallulah: I don't care about no mixin' colors, miss! You need to give me a refund!
Narrator: You need to put those fingers away!
Rochelle: Um, we don't give refunds. That's our policy. Didn't you read the signs?
Tallulah: Then I need to speak to the manager!
Rochelle: She's just gonna tell you the same thing I just said.
Tallulah: How do you know that?
Rochelle: Because she is me! So I'm sorry, but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours, it's not our fault.
Narrator: That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears.
Tallulah: Ah-ah! This is not over, miss! Until you give me back my money, I'm putting a mojo on you and yours. A hex on everything you touch and everything you do. So it is said, so it shall be done. [chants in foreign language, then leaves the beauty salon]
Narrator: That was Barack Obama's middle name.
Rochelle: And Obama-lu to you, too!

TV Show: Everybody Hates Chris

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