Everybody Hates Chris Quote

NARRATOR(CR): My dad liked game shows.
JULIUS: C'mon, sista. You can do it.
NARRATOR(CR): And he always rooted for the black people. If there were no black people on it, then he'd root for anybody with a tan.
Bob Barker: What's the next item up for bids, please? A new dishwasher!
Julius: $430.
Bob Barker: I want the first bid from Bennette.
Bennette: $400.
Julius: That's good, that's good. That's right, you're right.
White woman: $625.
Julius: Ooh. You're a fool if you pay that much.
White man: $580.
JULIUS: What's a man doin' there at 11 o'clock in the mornin'? He ain't got no job?
NARRATOR(CR): My father was like Rain Man when it came to guessin' how much somethin' cost.
ROCHELLE: How did you know that? We don't even own a dishwasher.
JULIUS: That's 'cause it costs $430.

TV Show: Everybody Hates Chris

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