Empty Nest Quotes

Dorothy Zbornak: How do you do. I'm Dorothy Zbornak.
Laverne Higby Todd Kane: Geriatrics is two doors down on the left.

TV Show: Empty Nest
Dr. Harry Weston: Laverne, I've just told a ten-year-old boy that he's become a woman!
Laverne Higby Todd Kane: Then he'll probably be wanting a second opinion

TV Show: Empty Nest