Dylan Moran: Yeah, Yeah Quote

Dylan Moran: The single best thing that can happen to you, is when you catch the person you love... in your house - having a nap! 'Oh, no, no, no, no. Trying to enjoy yourself in your own lifetime? Are you outta your fucking mind?' And because everybody walks around with an obscure sense of guilt anyway, they bounce up in bed going, 'Oh, I wasn't asleep. I just laid down and closed my eyes.' 'You weren't asleep? You were fucking snoring!' 'That's not true. I-I don't snore. I never snore.' '*Really*? Well, it took me 5 minutes to pull the curtains out of your mouth. It sounded like someone throwing bananas into the Hadron Collider. Two rhinos fucking in a giant vat of crisps.'

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