Dungeons and Dragons Quotes

Damodar: The forces of evil hear the call of the orb... they wait to pick the rotting dead carcass of Izmer.
Wicked Doctor: Good times.

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Elwood: She's too skinny lad! What you need is a good dwarven woman... with a beard you CAN HANG ON TOO! AHAHAH!

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Eric: [speaking to Presto] Did you hear what he said? No telling *what* we may run into.
Dungeon Master: [appearing from nowhere] No telling?
Eric: [shouts in startlement] Dungeon Master! Do you always have to do that?
Dungeon Master: No. Not always.
Eric: Huh?

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Lux: Come, villainy. Death awaits you.

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Presto: My hocus-pocus is out of focus.

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Profion: Let their blood rain from the sky! [Pumps arms up and down]

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