Dude, Wheres My Car? Quotes

Jumpsuit Chick #1: We are not guys. We are hot chicks.

Movie: Dude, Wheres My Car?
Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

Movie: Dude, Wheres My Car?
Jesse: You know what we should do?
Chester: Eat?
Jesse: No. [thinks for a moment]
Jesse: Eat!

Movie: Dude, Wheres My Car?
Mark: I've been in this cage for 3 years and 5 months and 17 days but who's countin' HAHAHA

Movie: Dude, Wheres My Car?
Nelson: Deep inside your consciousness you must look. Concentrate on the knowledge inside you must.
Zelmina, Space Nerd #3: Does he have to talk like that?
Christie Boner: I like the way you talk.

Movie: Dude, Wheres My Car?