Drive Angry Quote

Candy: Howdy. I'm Candy. Start you off with some drinks?
Milton: Beer.
Candy: I need to see some IDs, too.
Milton: What the hell is this?
Candy: Guess it's been a while since you did that visiting. You want a drink? You gotta be a member. Dry county.
Piper: Holy shit. Sorry.
Milton: That was in my pocket!
Piper: Don't look at me like I'm some sort of thief. I lifted it for protection. If you stole my ride, I was gonna have to hunt you down.
Milton: Did she say something funny?
Candy: Yeah, this license isn't just expired, it's antique.
Milton: All right, then bring me a black coffee with sugar.
Candy: Aw! Now, now, now. For you, handsome, I don't know, I think maybe I can bend the rules a bit. My pussy is the best thing you can drink around here. But don't tell nobody.
Piper: You gonna tap that or what? Geez, Milton, how long has it been?
Milton: I've had a lot on my mind.
Piper: Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one ever reaches the end and says, I wish I hadn't fucked so much.
Milton: And where are you going exactly?
Piper: To suck that man with the huge cock. Not everyone gets laid easily like you.
Candy: I'm wet, let's get the fuck out of here!

Movie: Drive Angry

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