Drawn Together Quote

[Lord Slashstab is lowering Xandir's girlfriend into a pit of megacobras]
Xandir's Girlfriend: Xandir, thank God you called! EVIL LORD SLASHSTAB HAS LOWERED ME INTO A PIT OF MEGACOBRAS!
Xandir: Listen. Before we talk about your problems, there's something I have to...
Xandir's Girlfriend: THESE SNAKES ARE GONNA EAT ME ALIVE!
Xandir: Shh. Sweetheart, lemme get this out: I... I'm gay.
Xandir's Girlfriend: AAAH! THE VENOM! IT BURNS! What? You're gay?
Xandir: Mais oui.[chuckles nervously] But don't worry, I'm still on a never-ending quest to save you.
Xandir's Girlfriend: The hell you are! I don't wanna be saved by no limp-wristed, fart-catching, rump-ranging fairy boy, so you should just fly your flesh rocket to chocolate-land, for all I care! Goodbye, Xandir P. Wifflebottom!
Xandir: Wait! Don't hang up!

TV Show: Drawn Together

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