Doctor X Quotes

Redcoat Sergeant: [to his soldiers] All right you scum, proceed with the hanging.

Ben Jackson: Well, you can't hang us with the officer away.

Redcoat Sergeant: Why do you think he went away? Got a delicate stomach, he has. Always leaves the dirty stuff to me. Right! Get 'em up!
[the Soldiers move into position and begin to pull the ropes taut]

Ben Jackson: Yeah.

Redcoat Sergeant: Take the strain! Stand by!
[a drum rolls, as The Doctor, Ben, Jamie and Colin stand on their tiptoes, with ropes around their necks]

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Rose Tyler: [entering the TARDIS] According to the paper they've elected a ghost as MP for Leeds. Now don't tell me you're going to sit back and do nothing.
[the Doctor suddenly appears from just below the console. He's wearing an odd looking backpack]

The Doctor: [in a funny voice] Who ya gonna call!

Rose Tyler: Ghostbusters!

The Doctor: I ain't afraid of no ghost!

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Rose Tyler: Can't I do anything right?

The Doctor: Since you asked, no.
[Loudly]

The Doctor: So don't touch the baby!

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The Doctor: [looking at the project banner] How'd you think of the name?

Margaret Blaine: What? "Blaidd Drwg"? It's Welsh.

The Doctor: I know, but how did you think of it?

Margaret Blaine: Chose it at random, that's all. I don't know, just sounded good. Does it matter?

The Doctor: [turns around] "Blaidd Drwg."

Rose Tyler: What's it mean?

The Doctor: Bad Wolf.

Rose Tyler: [getting it] But... I've heard that before, "Bad Wolf", I've heard that *lots of times*.

The Doctor: Everywhere we go. Two words, following us. "Bad Wolf."

Rose Tyler: How can they be following us?

The Doctor: [concerned pause, then suddenly grins] Nah. Just a coincidence! Like hearing a word on the radio then hearing it all day. Never mind!

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The Doctor: Amy Pond, you are magnificent, and I'm sorry.

Amy Pond: It's okay. I understand. You've got to leave me.

The Doctor: Oh, no, I'm not leaving you, never. I'm sorry about this!
[Leans down and bites Amy's hand]

Amy Pond: Ow!

The Doctor: Ah, see, not stone! Now run!

Amy Pond: You bit me!

The Doctor: Yeah, and you're alive.

Amy Pond: I've got a mark. Look at my hand!

The Doctor: And you're alive! Did I mention...

Amy Pond: Blimey, your teeth. Have you got space teeth?

The Doctor: Yeah, alive. All I'm saying.

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The Doctor: Fascinating history, Downing Street. 2000 years ago, this was marshland. 1730, it was occupied by a Mister Chicken - he was a nice man - 1796, this was the Cabinet Room. If the Cabinet was in session, and in danger, these were about the four safest walls in the whole of Great Britain. End of Lesson.
[hits a switch, activating steel safety doors]

The Doctor: Installed in 1991, 3 inches of steel lining every single wall. They'll never get in.

Rose Tyler: But how do we get out?

The Doctor: [nods] Ah.

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The Doctor: I lied to you, 'cause I liked it. I could pretend, just for a bit, I could imagine they were still alive underneath the burnt orange sky. I'm not just a Time Lord: I'm the last of the Time Lords. The Face of Boe was wrong. There's no one else.

Martha Jones: What happened?

The Doctor: There was a war. A Time War. The last great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks for the sake of all creation, and they lost. They lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now, my family, my friends, even that sky. Ah, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south, the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver. When they caught the light every morning, they lit the forest on fire. We always had...
[sound trails off]

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The Doctor: Jamie, Victoria, Callum, wake up! Wake up!

Victoria: What is it?

The Doctor: [a Cybermat is crawling up Jim Callum's chest] Callum, Callum.

Victoria: What are those terrible things?

The Doctor: Don't move, Callum. Don't move.
[the Doctor knocks it onto the floor]

The Doctor: Now, get back to the controls, all of you. Steady. Don't make any sudden movements. Parry, Parry, wake up, Parry. Wake up. Wake up. Don't panic. Come back with us. Steady. Now, we'll all go in the other room and lock them out.

Victoria: [screaming] Aagh!

Jim Callum: Let's get out of here. The main doors.
[runs over to the main doors where another Cybermat is coming]

Jim Callum: No, look!

Victoria: Oh! Oh, Doctor, we're trapped!

The Doctor: Back against the controls, everybody! Here.
[picks up a power cable]

The Doctor: Give me a hand, quick!

Professor Parry: The what?

The Doctor: Lay this down on the ground. Come on!

Jamie: We can't move it, Doctor!

The Doctor: Come on!

Jim Callum: Well, let's blast the filthy things!
[begins shooting at them]

The Doctor: You're wasting your time. There are too many of them! Now, do what I say. Come back!
[the Doctor switches the power on and the Cybermats begin to die]

The Doctor: There you are, you see?
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The Doctor: Never guess. Unless you have to. There's enough uncertainty in the universe as it is.

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The Doctor: Through the millennia, the Time Lords of Gallifrey led a life of ordered calm, protected against all threats from lesser civilisations by their great power. But this was to change. Suddenly, and terribly, the Time Lords faced the most dangerous crisis in their long history...

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The Doctor: Well, if he really does believe such unimaginable rubbish he must be faced by some unimaginable disaster which has unhinged his mind.

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The Doctor: Well, well. The Rani. I can't say I think much about your outfit. Doesn't do a thing for you.

The Rani: Your regeneration isn't too appealing either.

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The Doctor: Well, well. The Rani. I can't say I think much about your outfit. Doesn't do a thing for you.

The Rani: Your regeneration isn't too appealing either.

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The Doctor: You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle.

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Voice from Space Control: Moonbase, Moonbase, come in Moonbase.

Hobson: Still standing by.
[pause]

Hobson: Well?

Voice from Space Control: Your instructions to send blood samples back to Earth for investigation.

Hobson: Well, when can we do that? The next shuttle rocket's not for another month.

Voice from Space Control: Then they must be put on that rocket. In the meantime the Moonbase is to put into quarantine.

Hobson: Quarantine! What if these men aren't fit enough to go back to work? I shall need replacements.

Voice from Space Control: If you radio information about this virus, we'll do our best to identify it and suggest treatment.

Hobson: I demand to speak to Rinberg.

Voice from Space Control: The controller is busy - sorry. Over and out.

Nils: That whole conversion was monitored by someone or something.

Hobson: Oh, never mind about that now. That Rinberg fellow just won't talk to you. How can we trace down this mystery illness with the Doctor himself down with it.

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Charles Dickens: [seeing a ghost taking over an old woman] What sort of phantasmagoria is this?

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Chloe Gibson: Doctor is Mr Bigger going to be alright?

Dr. Kenneth Tinkle: Are you his next of kin?

Chloe Gibson: Oh no but any day now.

Dr. Kenneth Tinkle: What do you mean any day now?

Chloe Gibson: Well me and Mr Bigger have had an understanding for a number of years and we are kind of on the verge of you know what I mean!

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Clifford Skridlow: [as Doctor Detroit] I make adjustments to the human spine!

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Pasha: The private life is dead - for a man with any manhood.

Zhivago: I saw some of your 'manhood' on the way at a place called Mink.

Pasha: They were selling horses to the Whites.

Zhivago: It seems you've burnt the wrong village.

Pasha: They always say that, and what does it matter? A village betrays us, a village is burned. The point's made.

Zhivago: Your point - their village.

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Prof. Thomas Scott: Dr. Satan! What do you want with me?

Doctor Satan: I want a complete set of plans for your remote-control cell. If you care to be reasonable in the matter, you'll be handsomely rewarded.

Prof. Thomas Scott: I refuse to give them to you at any price!

Doctor Satan: You're testing that invention tonight on Turner's yacht. Your daughter is aboard that yacht. My men have wired explosives into the fuel tanks. The fuse is connected with the speed indicator. When the boat attains a speed of 25 knots, those charges will be fired.

Prof. Thomas Scott: I don't believe it! I still refuse to give you the plans!

Doctor Satan: I anticipated you might be stubborn. Perhaps a little time might change your mind... particularly when you realize that each minute will bring your daughter a minute closer to death!

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The Doctor: [Indicating the Atraxi ship] That ship up there is scanning this area for no terrestrial technology
[Pulls out his screwdriver]

The Doctor: and nothing says non terrestrial like a sonic screwdriver!

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The Doctor: [the Doctor rejuvenates] One thing you can't do, is stop them thinking.
[the Doctor hovers upwards and Martha and Jack exclaim]

The Doctor: [to the Master] Tell me the human race is degenerate now. Or they can do this!
[Martha runs to her family]

The Master: NO!
[the Master shoots the Doctor with his Laser Screwdriver, but it has no effect]

The Doctor: I'm sorry.
[the Master fires his Laser Screwdriver at the Doctor again but it has no effect]

The Doctor: I'm so sorry.

The Master: [increases the power of the Laser Screwdriver] Then I'll kill them!
[the Master points it at Martha and her family, but the Doctor puts his hand out and the Laser Screwdriver flies out of the Master's hand]

The Master: [to the Doctor] You can't do this! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! IT'S NOT FAIR!

The Doctor: Then you know what happens now.
[the Doctor starts to hover towards the Master]

The Master: [scared] No! NO! NO! NO!

The Doctor: [serious] You wouldn't listen...

The Master: [cowering] NO!

The Doctor: [serious] 'Cause you know what I'm gonna say.

The Master: [terrified] No!
[the Doctor touches down, the glow of light vanishes, the Doctor kneels next to the Master and puts his arms around him]

The Doctor: I forgive you.

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The Doctor: This is madness. The Daleks won't thank you for capturing me, they'll kill you.

Stein: I didn't quite tell you the truth. I serve the Daleks. I'm a Dalek agent.
[Daleks enter and surround The Doctor]

Daleks: Exterminate the doctor!
[shouting]

Daleks: Exterminate the doctor! Exterminate! Exterminate!

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The Doctor: We're all basically primeval slime with ideas above its station.

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Sara: Something's gone wrong.

Dr. Who: What's the matter, my dear, hm?

Sara: It's stopped going up and down.

Steven: That's alright, it means we've landed.

Dr. Who: Tut, tut, tut. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, yes that scanner's not working.

Sara: Can you mend it?

Dr. Who: Yes I can repair it, of course, which means checking the whole circuit.

Steven: Right let's get started.

Dr. Who: Ah, ah, ah. Don't you dare touch anything.

Steven: Why not?

Dr. Who: Well, just look at those dials my dear boy! Sara. look at those dials, now you know what that means? If either of you went outside, it would be extremely dangerous. The whole atmosphere is poisonous.

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[first lines]

Prince Hector: Achilles!

Achilles: Over here, stable keeper! Barbarian horse worshipper!

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[the Judoon cock their guns. The Doctor and Donna Noble put their hands up]

Judoon: Scopo trono frojo kofo todo.

The Doctor: Nobo hosho koro toso. Bokatosa fopapapajo.
[the Judoon stand down. The Doctor and Donna Noble lower their arms]

The Doctor: Maho.

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