Detention of the Dead Quotes
Willow: If this isn't a commentary on the current state of public education, I don't know what is.
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Brad: Why would we go there?
Eddie: Not a single student would be caught dead there.
Ash: Don't you mean caught... UNDEAD there?
Eddie: Not a single student would be caught dead there.
Ash: Don't you mean caught... UNDEAD there?
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Ash: If some great white can jump 20 feet out of the air to grab a tasty seagull snack-pack, who's to say a zombie can't?
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Eddie: Would you ever go out with a guy like me?
Janet: My friends would eat me alive.
Janet: My friends would eat me alive.
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Jimmy: What kind of rabies is this?
Eddie: It's not rabies... they're zombies!
Eddie: It's not rabies... they're zombies!
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Eddie: It's time for this paladin to cast a 21st level spell of zombie whoop-ass!
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Willow: It looks like Rob Zombie raped the entire cast of Gossip Girl and this is their angry love child.
Movie: Detention of the Dead