Destry Rides Again Quotes

Kent: I collect Deputy Sheriff's guns. Whenever I meet a new deputy, I ask him for his gun and I ask him real nice.
Tom Destry Jr.: I'm sorry, Mr. Kent. I'm afraid this here's one gun your collection's going to be minus.
Kent: You mean I'm going to have to take it?
Tom Destry Jr.: If you can. Now, hold on! Hold on. Don't get excited here. I'm just tryin' to tell you that I ain't got any guns. You see if I woulda had a gun then, why, one of us might have been hurt and it might be me. I wouldn't want that to happen... would I?

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Lem Claggett: Why, the game was as crooked as a pig's tale!

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Tom Destry Jr.: Don't let me interfere with your dinner, ma'am.
Frenchy: It's breakfast.

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Washington Dimsdale: Oh, Tom! Look here! Look at this post! Soaked through and through with the blood of Sawtooth McGhee. Yeah, he objected to a petticoat a neighbor's wife was wearing... and they fit to a draw. Both are buried in the same grave.
Tom Destry Jr.: Sawtooth and the petticoat?
Washington Dimsdale: No! Sawtooth and the neighbor! And four innocent bystanders!

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Washington Dimsdale: How are you going to face anybody after what you took from Kent and Frenchy?
Tom Destry Jr.: Whadja expect me to do?
Washington Dimsdale: I expected you to be like your pa, comin' out blasting behind your shootin' irons! And what happened? You didn't have any? Why?
Tom Destry Jr.: I don't believe in 'em.
Washington Dimsdale: You did the last time I heard about ya. What in thunder has come over ya since then?
Tom Destry Jr.: Wash, my pa had these [guns]
Tom Destry Jr.: on that day in Tombstone when he got shot in the back. Didn't seem to do him much good, did they? That's one reason I don't believe in 'em.
Washington Dimsdale: What in tarnation do you believe in?
Tom Destry Jr.: Law and order.
Washington Dimsdale: Without guns?
Tom Destry Jr.: Without 'em!

Movie: Destry Rides Again