Desert Bandit Quotes

Sue Martin: Welcome, stranger! The years haven't changed you a bit.
Bob Crandall: Years?
Sue Martin: Since I saw you last, silly!
Bob Crandall: I guess I asked for it, Sue, but they've been workin' us Rangers to the bone. Rustlers are so thick, they're ridin' two on a horse, so you see, I can't stay long.

Movie: Desert Bandit
[last lines]
Sue Martin: T-Bone, this is delicious. What is it?
T-Bone: I ain't gonna tell you, Miss Sue. This is my own concoction. [Ordway rushes into the dining room]
Bob Crandall: What happened to you?
Ranger Ordway: Sorry to be late but somebody stole my horse. [the rangers all look disgustedly at their meat]
Bob Crandall: T-bone!
T-Bone: I-I didn't mean nothin' by it, Mister Bob!
Bob Crandall: Then you did steal it!
T-Bone: Yessir. I mean, no sir. That is, I just kinda borrowed it to get this here meat for the barbeque! [to Ordway]
T-Bone: Your horse is right in the barn, sir.

Movie: Desert Bandit