Dark Horse Quote

Abe: [at the toy store customer service counter]I'm looking for my financeÚ.
Jiminy: I'm sorry. We don't carry any fianceÚs here.
Abe: But I know she's here.
Jiminy: Maybe you'd like to try one of our other outlets?
Abe: Look, I just told you she's here! Do I have to talk to the store manager?
Jiminy: Sorry. He's out for lunch, but he'll be back in a few minutes, if you'd like to wait.
Abe: No, I would not like to wait. I paid for a financeÚ and I want her now!
Jiminy: Maybe you'd like to flip through our catalogue. We could special order for you, if you'd like, but I'm afraid, once a purchase has been opened, it can't be returned - store policy.
Abe: But I have a receipt.

Movie: Dark Horse

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