D.C. Cab Quotes

Ben Bailey: There are over 13,000 cabs in New York City, but there is only one that pays you.

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Dell: Nobody ever goes in the army any more, except blacks. Someday one nigger's gonna wakeup and say, We got the guns, mustard gas and the tanks. We run the army! And they're going to take over the whole country and we'll be in with them already. We'll be token whites. Think about it.

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FBI Chief: Did Albert ever discuss his political convictions with you?
Dell: Albert don't have no political convictions. He's an American!

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Jack Benny: You know, I got a black eye once for kissing the bride.
Miss Mills: Why, I thought it was customary to kiss the bride after the ceremony.
Jack Benny: Yeah, well, this was two years after.

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Xavier: [to Albert on getting his license] Hey, baby! Congratulations! Welcome to the wonderful world of minimum wages!

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[last lines]
Tyrone: Where to?
Angel of Death: I am the Angel of Death. Take me to hell.
Tyrone: Got any luggage?

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