Cow and Chicken Quote

(Mom has ordered Chicken to stay in the tub until he takes a bath, and Mom, Dad, and Cow need to use the toilet)
Dad: Chicken? Hurry up and take that bath, I gotta get in there!
Chicken: No dice.
Cow: Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room...to read?
Mom: Me too, Chicken, can I, um, use the bathroom too?
Dad: Come on son, I gotta core the apple.
Mom: I have to launch the rafts!
Dad: Come on Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!
Cow: I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?
Chicken: I ain’t takin’ no bath!
Dad: Come on! I gotta, uh, uh, feed the ducks.
Cow: Why don’t you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!
Chicken: The bathroom is closed for the duration.
Dad: Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!
Mom: I CAN’T HOLD IT ANY LONGER! Could you please hurry, honey?
Cow: I GOTTA PEEL THE ONION!
Chicken: How rude! Not while I am in the tub, bub.
Mom: Hurry up, Chicken, I gotta wash the window!
Dad: I gotta make peace with the Germans!
Mom: Gotta run for Congress here!
All three: Hurry up Chicken, take a bath already!
Cow: Chicken! It’s time to flip the pickles!
Dad: Come on, Chicken!
Mom: I gotta resole the family christen!
Cow: I simply must pull the rip cord!
Dad: I must wash the windows!
Mom: I, I, I gotta spoon the balls!
Cow: Let me let the puppies run! Pease?
Dad: Gotta shake hands with the President!
Mom: Gotta press the issue!
Cow: Chicken, I need to let the cat out!
Dad: It’s time to drive the governor home...
Mo

TV Show: Cow and Chicken

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