Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better! Quotes
Squish: Why was the duck high? Because he was on quack!
Movie: Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better!
Doctor Hot Stuff: What up, folks, I'm Doctor Hot Stuff, giving ya'll fever since I walked up here!
Guy in Audience: But you're a doctor.
Doctor Hot Stuff: Yeah, that's just a name. Like how Marshall Mathers is Eminem, he's not really a candy, ya know.
Guy in Audience: We know, stupid.
Guy in Audience: But you're a doctor.
Doctor Hot Stuff: Yeah, that's just a name. Like how Marshall Mathers is Eminem, he's not really a candy, ya know.
Guy in Audience: We know, stupid.
Movie: Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better!
Guy in Audience: You suck at this!
Doctor Hot Stuff: Your mother said something else.
Guy in Audience: Come at me, bro!
Doctor Hot Stuff: Yeah, something like that.
Doctor Hot Stuff: Your mother said something else.
Guy in Audience: Come at me, bro!
Doctor Hot Stuff: Yeah, something like that.
Movie: Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better!
Doctor Hot-Stuff: Stay away from comedy, Donald. It's not for you, it's for us.
Donald: You and Pete weren't funny up there, I'm sorry but that's how it goes.
Doctor Hot-Stuff: Shut up! That deal should have been mine! But I was heckled... twice.
Donald: Well, if you continue you'll get heckled every damn time!
Doctor Hot-Stuff: That may be so, but when you continue, I'll be at your shows, then we'll see who will be heckled every damn time.
Donald: I'm going to be a comedian. You can't stop me. No one can.
Donald: You and Pete weren't funny up there, I'm sorry but that's how it goes.
Doctor Hot-Stuff: Shut up! That deal should have been mine! But I was heckled... twice.
Donald: Well, if you continue you'll get heckled every damn time!
Doctor Hot-Stuff: That may be so, but when you continue, I'll be at your shows, then we'll see who will be heckled every damn time.
Donald: I'm going to be a comedian. You can't stop me. No one can.
Movie: Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better!
Squish: Look at Gerald. Telling his stupid joke. It sucks.
Donald: Wait, that jerk! He stole my joke!
Squish: Well, it's not that it's not funny, it's probably just him.
Donald: Wait, that jerk! He stole my joke!
Squish: Well, it's not that it's not funny, it's probably just him.
Movie: Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better!
Gerald: Okay, Gerald, you got this. You're gorgeous and funny. Mostly gorgeous.
Movie: Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better!
Squish: Well, well, well. We finally meet.
Sonny: Yeah. Sonny and Squish.
Squish: Squish and Sonny.
Sonny: What's squishin' sonny?
Squish: That's dumb.
Sonny: I'm a corny comedian, it's not supposed to be smart.
Squish: This is boring, man. You up for a drink?
Sonny: Yeah, let's roll.
Sonny: Yeah. Sonny and Squish.
Squish: Squish and Sonny.
Sonny: What's squishin' sonny?
Squish: That's dumb.
Sonny: I'm a corny comedian, it's not supposed to be smart.
Squish: This is boring, man. You up for a drink?
Sonny: Yeah, let's roll.
Movie: Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better!
Ben Bentley: [First lines]Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you guys the funniest guys in town! My name is Ben Bentley and welcome to the Corny Coated Comedy Club!
Movie: Corny: When Comedy Can't Get Any Better!