Clerks - The Lost Scene (V) Quotes

Michael Newman: [reading off letter] Like I Said, Good Guys Need A Break. I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S. Your Wife's Rockin' Body Still Drives Me Crazy.
Michael Newman: Okay, Morty. [Throws the universal remote into the bin]

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Michael Newman: [looking in a mirror] You look a little pale there, pal. Let me fix that.
Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to yellow] You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain.
Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to green] Grr... Don't get the Hulk angry. Raaaahrrr!
Michael Newman: [Changes his skin color to purple] Oh, there's Barney. [starts to sing]
Michael Newman: I love you, you love me, the jogger has giant boobies.

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Ammer: Stacy! Did you put **** in my lunch? Argh! Ugh! STACY!

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Michael Newman: Ben... family... family comes first
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: [starts to cry and nods] family comes first. [to wife]
Ben Newman - Age 22-30: I love you

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Michael Newman: Yes! Look at me. All showered and dressed and looking sexy. I like that. I...
Samantha Newman - Age 5: Did you smoke crack, Daddy?

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Randall Graves: [while flipping through Julie Dwyer's "death cards"] Got it. Got it. Want it. Need it. Got it.

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