Christopher Robin Quotes

Winnie The Pooh: Doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.

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Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Winnie The Pooh: What day is it?
Christopher Robin: It's today.
Winnie The Pooh: My favorite day.

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[from trailer] Christopher Robin: I've cracked.
Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I don't see any cracks. A few wrinkles, maybe.

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Christopher Robin: I wonder which way.
Winnie The Pooh: I always get to where I'm going by walking away from where I've been.
Christopher Robin: Do you?
Winnie The Pooh: That's the way I do it.

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Winnie The Pooh: It's called Say What You See. You, first, Eeyore.
Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it.

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[from trailer] Winnie The Pooh: Your ladder is broken.
Christopher Robin: That was a shelf.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, that explains why it was no good for climbing.

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Winnie The Pooh: It's always a sunny day, when Christopher Robin comes to play.

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Tigger: I'm Tigger! T-I-doube G-Er!
Madeline Robin: What's a Tigger?
Tigger: Oh, I'm glad you asked!
Eeyore: Oh no, not the song...
Tigger: [sings]The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wonderful things! / Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs! / They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun! / But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is, I'm the only one!

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Eeyore: If anyone wants to clap, now is the time to do it. [Piglet claps]

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Christopher Robin: [from trailer]The tree I remember was in the countryside, not here in London! [kicks a supposed opening in the tree's trunk]
Christopher Robin: There's no opening!
Winnie the Pooh: I suppose it's where it needs to be.
Christopher Robin: That's a silly explanation.
Winnie the Pooh: Why, thank you.

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Christopher Robin: I'm not the person I used to be.
Winnie The Pooh: You saved us. You're a hero.
Christopher Robin: I'm not a hero, Pooh. The fact is, I'm lost.
Winnie The Pooh: But I found you.

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Christopher Robin: No, no, no! This can't be happening! It's stress.
Winnie The Pooh: But it's not stress. It's Pooh.

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Evelyn Robin: Is that donkey talking?
Christopher Robin: Yes, well, it's Eeyore. Eeyore, this is Evelyn, my wife.
Eeyore: Hello, Evelyn My Wife.

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Christopher Robin: I haven't thought about them in years.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, we think about you every day.

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[from trailer] Christopher Robin: What to do, what to do, what to do?
Winnie The Pooh: What to do, indeed.
Christopher Robin: Pooh?
Winnie The Pooh: Christopher Robin!

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Tigger: [sees his reflection in a mirror]I just saw the most preposterous imposter! Look at 'im!

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Winnie The Pooh: What should happen if you forget about me?
Young Christopher Robin: Silly old bear. I wouldn't ever forget about you, Pooh, I promise. Not even when I'm a hundred.

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Winnie The Pooh: I would have liked it to go on for a while longer. Perhaps it's our turn to save Christopher.

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[from trailer] Christopher Robin: Pooh, do you think you might be able to amuse yourself for a while? I have some rather pressing work to do.
Winnie The Pooh: [looking out the train window]House. Clouds. Tree. Dog.
Christopher Robin: Pooh, what are you doing?
Winnie The Pooh: Oh, I'm playing a game. It's called Say What You See.
Christopher Robin: Well, could you Say What You See a little more quietly?
Winnie The Pooh: [whispering]House. Grass. Tree.

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Eeyore: [floating under a bridge with Christopher watching]Just my luck... a Heffalump... leering at his lunch.
Christopher Robin: Eeyore, I'm not a Heffalump.
Eeyore: Doesn't matter, anyway. Headed for the waterfall; I'll be gone soon.
Christopher Robin: [rushing off the bridge to the riverbank to the waterfall, then hurriedly gesturing for Eeyore to swim]Oh no, not the waterfall! Swim!
Eeyore: Not that anyone will notice.
Christopher Robin: [continuing his swim gesture to Eeyore]Swim, swim, swim!
Eeyore: [crashing into a rock in the river]Just have to go with the - ow - flow.
Christopher Robin: Don't worry. [continues rushing toward the waterfall as Eeyore approaches it]
Eeyore: I'm not. Can't change the inevitable.
Christopher Robin: [dropping his briefcase and taking his jacket off]You mustn't give up, Eeyore, I'll save you!
Eeyore: We'll see.
Christopher Robin: [holds his nose and jumps into the river as if to really swim underwater, then looks around and realizes he's in almost knee-deep water]Oh yes, of course I've grown up one bit. [looks up with laughter, then rushes to scoop up Eeyore]
Christopher Robin: Oh, Eeyore!
Eeyore: [as Christopher wades back to the riverbank with Eeyore]Laughing at my misfortune, just like a Heffalump.
Christopher Robin: [as he plops Eeyore down]Hello, Eeyore!
Eeyore: Hello, Heffalump.
Christopher Robin: I'm not a Heffalump, I'm Christopher Robin. Do you remember I used to try to cheer you up?
Eeyore: I don't remember being cheery.

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Winnie The Pooh: There's always time for a smackeral of wonder.

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Winnie The Pooh: You must be Madeline.
Madeline Robin: Wait, you're the bear in my father's drawings?
Winnie The Pooh: Yes! Do you know where he is?
Madeline Robin: I do!
Tigger: Hoo-hoo-hoo, let's bounce!

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Christopher Robin: If I work really hard now, in the future our lives will be...
Evelyn Robin: Impressive? Worse? We don't care. We want you.

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Christopher Robin: Just try and be a less... a less exuberant you.
Winnie The Pooh: Ex-Pooh-berant.

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Eeyore: [with head stuck in watering can]Just an average Windsday morning.

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Evelyn Robin: You won't be coming to the cottage?
Christopher Robin: It can't be helped.
Evelyn Robin: Your life is happening now, right in front of you.

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Winnie The Pooh: People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
Christopher Robin: No, Pooh, that's not the... oh, never mind. [Pooh laughs]

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[Eeyore and Tigger suddenly fall onto Christopher and Evelyn's car windscreen; Evelyn is momentarily stunned] Christopher Robin: Tigger! Eeyore!
Piglet: [screams and also plummets onto the windscreen]
Christopher Robin: Piglet!
Tigger: [muffled]That worked! I don't know how I do it!
Piglet: [to Evelyn]You must be Christopher Robin's wife! How do you do?
Eeyore: [muffled]My bum hurts.

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Madeline Robin: You're talking.
Winnie The Pooh: No, I'm not talking. Well, I am now, I suppose.

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