Christmas Cruelty! Quote
Magne: He's not exactly the sharpest spoon in the drawer. Christine speaks about her struggle with anorexia and eating disorders. Then this fucking birdbrain says: Luckily there is no disorder when I eat!
Per-Ingvar: Tell us about the...
Eline: Did you know that over 47 000 people under 18 have eating disorders? With bulimia only 6 ...
Magne: Who was that?
Per-Ingvar: The Boyband Shrimp.
Magne: Why the hell did you let him in?
Per-Ingvar: He wanted to come in.
Magne: The Boyband Shrimp, for fuck's sake! That's why you have that fucking opener, so you don't have to let every piece of shit in your appartment. You don't need a lock. Just a fucking curtain!
Boybandreka: Hello, babe! Did you miss me?
Eline: Not really.
Magne: You're an intolerable, annoying, no good shithorse.
Boybandreka: Yeah right!
Magne: Do you know what that cocksucker and his cheese dick friends did to Per-Ingvar at school?
Eline: No.
Magne: They used to break his bones.
Boybandreka: Come on, everybody bullied him!
Magne: But only you put him in the hospital... on purpose.
Boybandreka: Do you remember when we buried him and his wheelchair in the snow behind the bike shed?
Magne: Of course. I had to dig him out, like always.
Boybandreka: It was hilarious! The wheelchair didn't surface until the snow melted. I'm a real bad boy. I'm sure that's something you like.
Eline: You know what, I think you're a...
Magne: Cocksucker.
Eline: Yeah, a cocksucker.
Magne: I couldn't have said it better. This calls for a celebration! Open this. I'll get the glasses.
Per-Ingvar: Don't I get to save this
Per-Ingvar: Tell us about the...
Eline: Did you know that over 47 000 people under 18 have eating disorders? With bulimia only 6 ...
Magne: Who was that?
Per-Ingvar: The Boyband Shrimp.
Magne: Why the hell did you let him in?
Per-Ingvar: He wanted to come in.
Magne: The Boyband Shrimp, for fuck's sake! That's why you have that fucking opener, so you don't have to let every piece of shit in your appartment. You don't need a lock. Just a fucking curtain!
Boybandreka: Hello, babe! Did you miss me?
Eline: Not really.
Magne: You're an intolerable, annoying, no good shithorse.
Boybandreka: Yeah right!
Magne: Do you know what that cocksucker and his cheese dick friends did to Per-Ingvar at school?
Eline: No.
Magne: They used to break his bones.
Boybandreka: Come on, everybody bullied him!
Magne: But only you put him in the hospital... on purpose.
Boybandreka: Do you remember when we buried him and his wheelchair in the snow behind the bike shed?
Magne: Of course. I had to dig him out, like always.
Boybandreka: It was hilarious! The wheelchair didn't surface until the snow melted. I'm a real bad boy. I'm sure that's something you like.
Eline: You know what, I think you're a...
Magne: Cocksucker.
Eline: Yeah, a cocksucker.
Magne: I couldn't have said it better. This calls for a celebration! Open this. I'll get the glasses.
Per-Ingvar: Don't I get to save this
Movie: Christmas Cruelty!
