Christmas Cruelty! Quote

Magne: Ew... This weak cunt brew tastes like seagull cum.
Per-Ingvar: I put in the entire bottle of wine.
Magne: You only got one bottle of wine, you cripple burrito? Mongo!
Magne: We'll have to spice it up. We can't serve this piss.
Per-Ingvar: Whisky?
Magne: McCleary can be used for anything. Still too fucking weak. We'll put in all the liquor you have.
Per-Ingvar: Is that a good idea?
Magne: Oh yes.
Per-Ingvar: I was thinking of saving that for New Year's.
Magne: Leave the thinking to those of us who are not... Retarded.
Magne: Got any more alcohol?
Per-Ingvar: Nope.
Magne: Then this brew is finished.
Per-Ingvar: We'll just add raisins and almonds.
Magne: Fuck the raisins! It's fucking Christmas!

Movie: Christmas Cruelty!

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