Chef! Quote
Gareth Blackstock: [Seeing Everton's interview in Gastronomy]AH! AHHHHH!!
Janice: What?
Gareth Blackstock: No, no no. It's too much. What have I done? Look at this.
Janice: [Reading article] My GOD!
Gareth Blackstock: He dies. Everton Stonehead RIP. Two years being a useless pain in the arse in my kitchen and now this. I mean look at it. It's not a person it's a smirk on legs and listen to this. 'I do feel the restraints of not having my own kitchen and having to conform to a DATED AND RESTRICTED CUISINE!!!
Janice: Now Gareth don't sack him straight away.
Gareth Blackstock: I'm not going to sack him straight away. I'm going to KILL him straight away. Slowly and wickedly revealing a hiterto unsuspected sadistic streak in my psycological makeup.
Janice: Unsuspected?
Gareth Blackstock: THEN I'll sack him. Ammending his P45 to his mutalated remains so only his nearest and dearest can identify him.
Janice: Gareth.
Gareth Blackstock: Forget it Janice. The only possible response to this is gross physical damage. Hot Chef's, signature dishes and now DATED AND RESTRICTED CUISINE? I must be allowed the sight of his blood outside his body. God would agree, there is no other way.
Janice: What?
Gareth Blackstock: No, no no. It's too much. What have I done? Look at this.
Janice: [Reading article] My GOD!
Gareth Blackstock: He dies. Everton Stonehead RIP. Two years being a useless pain in the arse in my kitchen and now this. I mean look at it. It's not a person it's a smirk on legs and listen to this. 'I do feel the restraints of not having my own kitchen and having to conform to a DATED AND RESTRICTED CUISINE!!!
Janice: Now Gareth don't sack him straight away.
Gareth Blackstock: I'm not going to sack him straight away. I'm going to KILL him straight away. Slowly and wickedly revealing a hiterto unsuspected sadistic streak in my psycological makeup.
Janice: Unsuspected?
Gareth Blackstock: THEN I'll sack him. Ammending his P45 to his mutalated remains so only his nearest and dearest can identify him.
Janice: Gareth.
Gareth Blackstock: Forget it Janice. The only possible response to this is gross physical damage. Hot Chef's, signature dishes and now DATED AND RESTRICTED CUISINE? I must be allowed the sight of his blood outside his body. God would agree, there is no other way.
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