Chef! Quote

Janice: How's it going?
Gareth: Everton's doing some wonderful things. His dumplings are a dream, his Guiness Punch is to die for. It's hell. Absolute hell, he's become such insufferably cocky little smartie pants I want to SMACK HIM IN THE GOB!! I HATE him, I wish I'd never heard of West Indian food.
Janice: Then don't do it.
Gareth: I MUST!!! My father is bringing his latest floozy Dorethy on this night out. She loves West Indian food and we will serve the finest the world has ever known, he won't be able to slag it off because she will be in ecstacies with every mouthful and he'll have to admit it's the best he's ever had. Tee hee. Stubborn little git!

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