Cheating Quotes

John: [doing algebra] Golly Mary, this stuff's awful. I just don't get most of it.

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Mrs. Sludge: [to Phineas] Does your father play ping pong?
Whipsnade: Do I play ping pong? [laughs]
Whipsnade: I didn't get you the first time. I was one-time champion of the Tri-state league and the Lesser Antilles. Didn't know one card from the other when I started... but I stayed up at night marking with a pen.

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Thin Man: Would you like to make a few honest dollars for yourself?
Whipsnade: Do they have to be honest?

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Victor: Dude, we just pissed on her life!

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