Chances Quote
[Simon, play-acting as Chance in wearing a dress and makeup greets Chance's mother, Desiree at the front door]
Simon: [high-pitched voice] Mother! It's so wonderful to see you!
Desiree: [amused] Hello Simon.
Simon: Simon? Don't you recognize your own daughter?
Desiree: No, you're Simon. I can tell by your aura. Yours is white, Chance's is turquoise...
Simon: But I'm Chance! It's me, mother! [Chance comes out of the bedroom wearing Simon's pants and shirt. She's drawn a little beard and moustache on her lower face with an eyeliner pen]
Chance: Hello. I must sleep. [Chance goes right for the couch and lays down]
Simon: Mother, why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a nice glass of iced tea.
Desiree: But you're Simon... [beat, deciding to play along]
Desiree: Alright... Chance, sweetheart, love of my loins, yes, let's sit and drink the fruit of the Earth together. We shall give thanks for the bounty the mother goddess has seen fit to provide us with.
Simon: [high-pitched voice] Mother! It's so wonderful to see you!
Desiree: [amused] Hello Simon.
Simon: Simon? Don't you recognize your own daughter?
Desiree: No, you're Simon. I can tell by your aura. Yours is white, Chance's is turquoise...
Simon: But I'm Chance! It's me, mother! [Chance comes out of the bedroom wearing Simon's pants and shirt. She's drawn a little beard and moustache on her lower face with an eyeliner pen]
Chance: Hello. I must sleep. [Chance goes right for the couch and lays down]
Simon: Mother, why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a nice glass of iced tea.
Desiree: But you're Simon... [beat, deciding to play along]
Desiree: Alright... Chance, sweetheart, love of my loins, yes, let's sit and drink the fruit of the Earth together. We shall give thanks for the bounty the mother goddess has seen fit to provide us with.
Movie: Chances
