Celebrity Deathmatch Quote

[Axl Rose pulls out a sharp object from under his kilt]
Johnny Gomez: Nick, what the hell is this psycho doing? [Celtic music played in background]
Nick Diamond: Ancient Scottish soldiers wearing kilts such as Axl's always carried a dagger strapped to their ankle. Tradition has it that once a soldier removes it from its scabbard, he can't put it back without drawing blood... even if it's his own.
Johnny Gomez: It's scissors, Nick. [Celtic music abruptly stops]
Nick Diamond: Oh... uh, that must be a different tradition.

TV Show: Celebrity Deathmatch

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