Cars 2 Quote

[Mater has been outfitted for his undercover mission]Holley Shiftwell: So Mater, it's voice-activated. But, you know, everything's voice-activated these days.
Mater: What? I thought you was supposed to be making me a dee-sguise.
Mater's Computer: Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated. [the computer uses a hologram to make Mater look like Ivan, another tow truck]
Mater: Haha. Cool! Hey, computer, make me a German truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a funny German costume with a green hat]
Mater: Check it out! I'm wearing Materhosen! Make me a monster truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater wears a vampire costume]
Mater: What the? Hahahaha.
Mater: [Transylvanian accent]I vant to siphon your gas! Haha! Now make me a taco truck!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowledged. [Mater becomes a white taco truck, and his horn plays La Cucaracha]
Mater: A funny car!
Mater's Computer: Request acknowleged. [He becomes painted yellow with red flames, hot rod exhaust pipes, a hot rod engine, and a spoiler. Mater revs his engine a few times, enjoying the disguise]
Finn McMissile: [turns off the hologram]The idea is to keep a low profile, Mater.

Movie: Cars 2

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