Carry on Christmas Quotes

Robin Hood: I shot an arrow in the air, it came to earth, I know not where!
Friar Tuck: I'll show you! [stands up, and turns to reveal the arrow sticking out of his cloak]
Robin Hood: You should have turned the other cheek!

TV Show: Carry on Christmas
[Seed Reveals that Crompet is Bodkin's Christmas Present]
Bodkin Pod: What do I do with it?
Seed Pod: 19 years old, and he asks, ?What do I do with it?
Anthro Pod: I'll show you.
Seed Pod: [bashes Anthro with a club] You will not!
Anthro Pod: Why not? I taught you everything you know!
Seed Pod: I don't want you teaching *him* everything I know!

TV Show: Carry on Christmas