Carry on Behind Quotes
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Excuse please, you have scrubbers in caravan?
Ernie Bragg: Certainly not!
Ernie Bragg: Certainly not!
Movie: Carry on Behind
[In a heavy Russian accent and in reference to the strip teeze]
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It is wrong for a lady to show her kernickers in public, No?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It is wrong for a lady to show her kernickers in public, No?
Movie: Carry on Behind
[Linda's mother brings her cacti on holiday with her]
Linda Upmore: Mummy your not bringing them are you?
Daphne Barnes: Well I can't leave them at home, they'll die.
Arthur Upmore: Good.
Daphne Barnes: Did you say something?
Arthur Upmore: I said good, we've nearly finished packing. [Daphne asks the taxi driver who brought her plants to put them somewhere safe, but Arthur gets a prodd from the Cactus on his bottom]
Daphne Barnes: Put that on the table will you?
Arthur Upmore: AHH! BLOODY HELL!
Daphne Barnes: Arthur, there is no need for that!
Arthur Upmore: Oh deary me, bless me soul, I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which is not suprising since I nearly got a cactus spike right up my a...
Daphne Barnes: ARTHUR!
Linda Upmore: Mummy your not bringing them are you?
Daphne Barnes: Well I can't leave them at home, they'll die.
Arthur Upmore: Good.
Daphne Barnes: Did you say something?
Arthur Upmore: I said good, we've nearly finished packing. [Daphne asks the taxi driver who brought her plants to put them somewhere safe, but Arthur gets a prodd from the Cactus on his bottom]
Daphne Barnes: Put that on the table will you?
Arthur Upmore: AHH! BLOODY HELL!
Daphne Barnes: Arthur, there is no need for that!
Arthur Upmore: Oh deary me, bless me soul, I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which is not suprising since I nearly got a cactus spike right up my a...
Daphne Barnes: ARTHUR!
Movie: Carry on Behind
[In a heavy Russian Accent]
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Don't worry me and Professor Crump will soon be having it off.
Prof. Roland Crump: HITTING IT OFF!
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Don't worry me and Professor Crump will soon be having it off.
Prof. Roland Crump: HITTING IT OFF!
Movie: Carry on Behind
[Professor Vrooshka and Professor Crump bargain with Barnes to rent his derelict looking caravan]
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Fifteen quids a veek.
Barnes: Twenty.
Prof. Roland Crump: The only reason why we want the dilapidated mobile hovel, is for somewhere to do out operations.
Barnes: Operations? What operations?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: He will be getting them out and I will be examining them and schticking labels on them.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Fifteen quids a veek.
Barnes: Twenty.
Prof. Roland Crump: The only reason why we want the dilapidated mobile hovel, is for somewhere to do out operations.
Barnes: Operations? What operations?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka: He will be getting them out and I will be examining them and schticking labels on them.
Movie: Carry on Behind