Card Sharks Quote

Host: What do you do for a living?
Contestant: I'm a social chemist.
Host: Really? What's a social chemist?
Contestant: Bartender. [audience laughs]
Contestant: Well, if a garbage man can be a sanitation engineer, I can be a social chemist!

TV Show: Card Sharks

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