Can-Can Quotes

Announcer: [Announcing the preempted show] "Reading Rambo" will not be seen at this time because Rambo can't read.

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Daniel Sims: This is our dog, Ja Rule. We call him that 'cos he's black.

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Dr. Marc Chabot: Have you ever been to England, Miss Gamble?
Daisy Gamble: No, I'm afraid of flying. Well, not so much of flying, more so of the no smoking sign!

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Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: You absent yourself from this house immediately! You pharisee... you pecksniff... you egregious tartuffle!
Whipsnade: Tartuffle? Is that good or bad?
Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?

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Sammy: What is happening here?
Terry: It's just the problem is the pipes are corroded the whole length of the hall, so every time I put a new piece in it starts leaking further down.
Sammy: Why don't I just call the plumber?
Terry: Why? He's not gonna do anything different than what I'm doing.
Rudy: Yeah, we're only making it worse.
Terry: No we're not, shut up! [Terry pulls a pipe out of the floor and accidentally sprays Sammy with water]
Sammy: Thanks. Thank you.

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