Camp Manna Quotes

Jack Cujo Parrish: This is not a camp for fighting! This is a camp to learn how to be a better yourself.

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Uncle John: And you see, Ian? That's how we know dinosaurs didn't exist.

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Aunt Sharon: I'm so glad you've come to live with us, Ian. It's been so quiet here since the Lord dried up my ovaries.

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William Nguyen: When did you get a brother, Greg?
Greg: Ah, we just got him from Africa. In one of the parts without Jesus.

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Todd: Hey, Gor-dumb! These stories are supposed to be about redemption!
Dale 'Gordo' Gordon: Not all stories end in altar calls!

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