Camp Quotes

[the camp sign falls on Ernest]
Mr. Tipton: What happened?
Chief St. Cloud: Ernest broke the sign.
Mr. Tipton: Well, at least nobody was hurt.

Movie: Camp
Shane Gray: Do you work here?
Mitchie Torres: Yes?
Shane Gray: Wow. You really get into your work. I'm Shane, but I'm sure even the kitchen help knows that.
Mitchie Torres: Of course. It's nice to meet you.
Shane Gray: Actually, it's not so nice. See, my manager said he sent over my food allergy list, but since I couldn't even go near my breakfast this morning- can I just talk to whoever's in charge?
Mitchie Torres: Excuse me?
Shane Gray: What?
Mitchie Torres: Well, you're kinda being a jerk.
Shane Gray: And you are?
Mitchie Torres: A person! And there's a way to talk to a person and that's not it.
Shane Gray: Well, I'll have my manager send it over again.
Mitchie Torres: Fine. [clears throat as Shane walks away]
Shane Gray: Thank you.

Movie: Camp
Beth: Honestly, Brody, you're taking this fight thing way out of proportion.
Brody Wilder: Why not tell that to Danielle?
Beth: What?
Brody Wilder: Oh, that's right, Beth. Act surprised. I know she and Dex have a date tonight. I can't believe you guys. [exit]
Beth: [sits down on the couch with Dorfman] I feel terrible.
Dorfman: Me too.
Beth: I thought Dex wanted me.

Movie: Camp
Bobby Stark: Looks like we're part...
Riff: Shut up!
Bobby Stark: Sure man. Cool man. Right on.

Movie: Camp
Joan Fussey: [Sid has taken Joan to the cinema to see a nudist film] You told me this film was all about camping!
Sid Boggle: It is. They've got tents, haven't they?
Joan Fussey: That's not what you're looking at!

Movie: Camp