Calamity Jane Quotes

Calamity Jane: Look at these! Silk, pure silk! I'll bet her mother spun 'em!

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Calamity Jane: That's better. Next time I tell a story, keep your hands in your *pockets* you toothless old buffalo!

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[Calamity, Gordon and Colorado have just won a shoot-out with ruffians who stole a stagecoach]
Calamity Jane: How's your passengers?
Colorado Charley: Them? Uh, why I can't figure out which one's ready for the coroner and which one's ready for jail.

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[last lines]
Calamity Jane: Well, I reckon I ain't never loved anybody else but him [Will Bill Hickok]
Calamity Jane: anyway. Pard, we'll meet again in the Happy Hunting Grounds.
Colorado Charley: I sure hope there's plenty of room up there, Calam, 'cause when you and Wild Bill get together again, there's gonna be some tall shootin'!
Calamity Jane: When I die, Colorado, I want to be buried right here... beside him.
Narrator: Calam's wish was granted. Her friends buried her beside him. Calam died in Deadwood 27 years later on the same day of the month Wild Bill was killed - August 2nd.

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