Caesar and Otto's Paranormal Halloween Quotes

Fred Denovio: [21: 23]Look what I found.
Caesar: What is that?
Otto: It looks like a film canister.
Caesar: What is film?
Fred Denovio: It's what they used to make movies on.
Caesar: Really? I always thought that Thomas Edison invented the video camera.

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Dr. Pheel: [4: 12]I was Michael's doctor when he was a boy.
Otto: Dr Pheel?
Caesar: No wonder the kid got messed up.
Dr. Pheel: I first met Michael fifteen years ago on a special episode of my show about errant children of unhappily married women who dressed far from their age. I spent eight episodes trying to reach him, and seven seasons trying to have that boy locked up. Because what was behind those eyes was pure and simply... [his phone rings with the Dr Pheel ringtone]
Dr. Pheel: ... Nyello? I recognize that breathing.

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Fred Denovio: [6: 10]C'mon you idiots, we gotta get out of here, the cops are coming! Did I run over something?

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Fred Denovio: [17: 56]We were going to take the world by storm. That's when I got drafted... by the Minnesota Vikings Junior league and I left your mom in the dust. Nine months later she gave birth to you then died of a broken heart. Although I believe the technical term for it is self-inflicted gunshot wound. So, I was left to raise you.
Otto: You left mom then she killed herself?
Fred Denovio: Well at least she waited until after you were born.

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Guy Hunsinger: [22: 00]The other night my father comes to me in a vision and says, cut your mohawk. So I said, first of all, I don't have a mohawk, second of all, you've been dead for ten years. So here I am talking to thin air about my hair. Now, I would have thought it was just a ghost, but Han Solo appears and asks me if I want to go on the Kessel run with him. I walk into a room sometimes and they become doorways for other worlds. My emotions! I can't control my emotions! Is it this house, pr, am I just losing my mind?

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Father Jason Steiger: [26: 24]If Christ went to Catholic school today, he'd be told to cut his hair and shave his beard, and he's Christ!

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Groundskeeper: [36: 13]She was a good dancer, that's what I heard.
Groundskeeper: Shut up, Lenny!
Groundskeeper: Sorry, George.

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