[Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Construction's power turned off]
Peter Blunt: [on phone] That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a *flamethrower*"?

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[Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Construction's power turned off]
Peter Blunt: [on phone] That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a *flamethrower*?

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Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl Spackler: Yeah, whatta ya think?
Ty Webb: It's really... awful.
Carl Spackler: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble.

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Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young: Kate, I've decided that you must join my sorority, and I know that the Kappas are just gonna love you. There's only one thing: would you consider of changing your name? I was think thinking about taking out the "ounian" and shortening it to Kate Hart. Isn't that great?
Kate Hartounian: Whoa, wait a second. What is wrong with my real name?
Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young: Nothing. It's just that it sounds so...
Kate Hartounian: [sternly] So what?
Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young: Kate, you want people to think that you belong.
Kate Hartounian: I do belong - to a family.
Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young: Well, if you want my honest opinion, Kate: I think that your family's real embarrassing, and I'm very happy that I'm not a part of it.
Kate Hartounian: Yeah, so am I. [Kate roughly grabs Miffy]
Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young: What? [Kate throws Miffy on the ground as Miffy gets angry]
Kate Hartounian: Miffy, you are a stupid, superficial, snotty, little bitch. [Kate leaves]
Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young: [furiously] Oh, really? Really, Kate? Whatever! Whatev... [Miffy gets hit from a branch and falls down the hill]

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Judge Smails: Don't you people have homes?

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Carl Spackler: Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

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Carl Spackler: IT'S IN THE HOLE.

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Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

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Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

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