Bright in the Dark Quotes

Gallus: Did your allergy get worse?
Bright: Yeah, the last time I went out to buy me a sub the skin peeled off in strips. Some Mornings I swear to God I could lay it out like a strip of bacon on my omelet.

Movie: Bright in the Dark
Dick: Hey Bright, why don't you write something again with zombies in it, since you look like one?
Bright: I don't know.
Gallus: Too close to real life.
Bright: No, I'd rather make people think, encourage them to reflect, and steer them in the right direction with pure emotion...
Gallus: Steer them in the right direction with pure emotion? You can't even take a piss by yourself!
Bright: [shouts]My light allergy is a disease, not stupidity, you fucking prick!
Gallus: Oh, was that one of your pure emotions there Bright?

Movie: Bright in the Dark
Bright: My disease is a polymorphous UV-light eruption that is based on intolerance.
Dick: Seriously, man.
Gallus: Intolerance to what? Life?

Movie: Bright in the Dark
Bright: [roars]You know what? I know a place that's every bit as shitty as the wide place in the road we live in.
Gallus: France?
Bright: I mean a darker place where the people can do light allergy research in complete peace.
Gallus: In Mordor?
Bright: No, not in fucking Mordor. In Oulu, Finland, that's where!

Movie: Bright in the Dark