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Richie: : What kind?
Eddie: : Rubber ones.
Richie: : No, there's ribbed, the tickler, and ultrasensitive.
Eddie: : Ripped? Who's going to want a ripped condom?
Richie: : Must be for people who want to get pregnant. Well I don't think ultrasensitives our style, do you? The tickler it is. Oh, what colour?
Eddie: : What have they got?
Richie: : There's black, gold, union jack and leopard skin. Which do you think's the most romantic?
Eddie: : Well union jack, obviously!
Richie: : Right, a union jack tickler it is. Oh, what flavour?
Eddie: : Flavour?
Richie: : Yeah, there's chocolate, strawberry, marmite and cheese and onion.
Eddie: : Well everyone likes cheese and onion, don't they?
Richie: : Of course they do. A cheese and onion union jack tickler it is. Bagsy me first go with it.
Eddie: : ...No, no, get two.

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